From the Nowhere To Go But Up ????? department:
Seems that after years of ravaging our consumer wasteland with their ugly supercenters and shifty methods of guaranteeing low prices, Wal-Mart is having trouble doing what a corporation is supposed to do… increase profits. Their stock has been slipping despite increased sales. Chief Executive Lee Scott is reaching for trendier merchandise and a more appealing environment to increase sales. So c’mon all you Chinese sweatshop workers! Start making our cheap plastic crap look flashier! I want my yellow smiley face to be wearing an iPod and blingin’ by the end of the next fiscal year! (Durant Democrat)
Posted by Kevin on February 25th, 2006 filed in
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