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Small Coffee (Café Roast)

Item Purchased: Small Coffee (Café Roast)
Location Purchased: Au Bon Pain / Northwestern Memorial Hospital / 251 E. Huron / Chicago, IL
Price: $1.39 + tax

Review: I could have made a better cup of coffee with a bag of pre-ground Folgers left open in a backpack full of rotting apples on a camping trip over a small pit fire.

At least if I had done that, there would have been some weight to this coffee. As it stands, this was what I imagine coffee flavored tea to taste like. Watery and brown, no amount of sugar was able to save this reviewer from utter disappointment. Fake French bakeries deserve a few seconds of your time… as you walk on by and find the next dup of coffee on the way to do whatever it is you do.

Rating: 0.25 / 5


15 Responses to “Small Coffee (Café Roast)”

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