Consumer Bites: 02/25/08
- Kraft Foods’ net income has fallen 15.4% since 2001, so in order to change this, they have decided to tempt us with crap like macaroni and cheese crackers and microwaveable bagel sticks filled with cream cheese. Apparently, the only requirement needed to become a food scientist these days is to be a single dude living in a dormitory. (link via Gaper’s Block)
- Pay attention, parents! Pretty soon your children will be asking to have a musical Spongebob Squarepants sticking out of their buttholes. (link via )
- I used to weigh 300 lbs. I dropped approximately 100 lbs. by simply listening to the signals my body was sending me. Turns out the French have been doing this much longer than I have. (link)
Posted by consumatron on February 25th, 2008 filed in
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