Carnation Sweetened Condensed Milk (14 oz.)
Item Purchased: Carnation Sweetened Condensed Milk (14 oz.)
Location Purchased: Jewel
Price: $2.54 + tax
Review: There is not much to say about condensed milk. With the consistency of petroleum jelly after a day in the sun and the look of collected phlegm (or other unmentionable bodily excretions), it’s amazing that this stuff was almost sold out at the grocery store today. I’ve always thought that drinking cow milk is a rather odd thing for humans to do - and with all of the added hormones and such, it is even more odd and disgusting when you think about it - but milk with the water removed? Opening this can made me think that this is what the inside of my stomach looks like every time I eat a bowl of cereal.
So if I am going to go on and on about how disgusting this goopy dairy dreck is, why did I buy a can of the stuff you ask? To make Ca Phe Sua Nong with my new Single Cup Coffee Filter, that’s why! Because condensed milk already has loads of sugar added to it, it is the perfect creamer for coffee. I hear that certain bakery recipes call for this stuff as well. I am also sure it would act as a great lubricant for large machinery… if it weren’t for the sugar of course. Any other uses? I can’t think of any. As a coffee contribution, this disgusting substance gets a rating of 5, but due to it’s relative disgusting nature (funny, this makes me queasy, but I can watch the goriest horror movies without so much as a flinch), I’m rating it as precisely mediocre.
Rating: 2.5 / 5
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